"As Is"

Ocha: "Jumaat nnt xpin hantar kakak sekolah yek"
Me: "Hantar kat gate ke hantar smpi class?"
Ocha: "Memana la...gate ke class ke"
Me: "Kol berapa nk kena kuar"
Ocha: "Latest by 7.10a.m"
Me: "OK"

So on Friday January 11th terjadi la episod menghantar my beloved niece to school. Balqis is in Std 1. Dia ni prob skit bila nk gi sekolah. The reason why mama dia tak nk hantar is because.....baca la seterusnya.

7.00a.m- Kakak: "Bie dh nk gi keje? Adik tinggal ngan sapa?"
Me: "Biar la adik tinggal sorang pun"

7.03a.m- Ocha: "Hari ni bie hantar kakak ye. Mama hantar adik"
Kakak: "Naper mama tak hantar" (Muka dh tukar skit)
Ocha: "Gi jer ngan bie...bie dh tunggu kat keta tuh"

7.05a.m- Masuk jer kereta....
Kakak: " Bie, kakak tak nak gi sekolah"
Me: "Tak bole la... kakak kena gi sekolah. Kan mama ngan papa dah cakap."

Dengan muka yang penuh emosi dan air mata dok bertakung, kakak diam jer. The 'drama' is about to happen.....smpi jer sekolah (which is about less than 5 minutes)

Me: "Ok kakak, jom turun"
Kakak: " Kakak nak mama!!!!! (started crying...loud....lounder...and....)

Maka bermula la drama swasta.... To actually get kakak to get out from the car took me bout 20 minutes. From the car to the scholl gate another 10 minutes. Meraungnya tok sah kira la. Like I said....Drama Swasta di Pagi Hari.... Semua mata terpaku memandang ku (Not because I'm pretty gorgeous or what...It's because I have a 'fight' with a 7 years old girl trying to 'drag' her to school. 1001 excuses dia bagi.... Kakak mengantuk sgt la... kakak rindu mama la... There was a question she asked me. Rehat pukul berapa (I told her mama will come during your 'rehat' time). I said in 2 hours. She said kakak tnya berapa minit.... kakak tak nak jam... Then I said it will be 120 minutes. Terjerit2 dia kata lamanya!!!!... I said mana lama... only 2 hours... Ye la tapi beratus minit....Eeee! Hampeh budak nih....

So berbalik ke 'dragging' her to the gate (baru gate tau!!!) Time ni ramai dh beratur for the perhimpunan. Kakak still meraung.... (director belum kata "cut!!!...tu yang dia tak stop lagi tuh") Pengawas pun dok la help me to pujuk kakak. Mana makan saman!. Punya la dok having an "intelectual reasoning" with kakak tak sedar dari tadi 1 teacher kakak dok berdiri kat belakang. I didn't realize until kakak said " kakak tak nak beratur!!" And the teacher replied " Tak nk beratur takpe..berdiri jer kat tepi....Bawak dia ke sana" She told me. So I did bawak ...hmmm... no...more like jln2 sesorang and kakak terpaksa ikut ( I was carrying her school bag). Smpi kat depan perhimpunan tu...Histeria lagi... Nk tak nak 2 org cik terpaksa pegang kuat2. Habis baju ku ditarik2 kakak. Cikgu tu kata... Pergi jer la.... So I did... Kakak punya la jerit time tu... She was screaming sambil terjege (something like terbeliakkan mata). As if cikgu tu dera dia... I walked half way pas tu pusing tgk kakak ok ke tak... Sian plak... tak smpi hati.... tapi terpaksa tinggal kan dia....tak tau la smpi bila kakak will be camtu....

Kakak ni bukan apa... me and my sis kinda agree that she may suffer from Didaskaleinophobia (School Phobia) . Check out my sis's blog for it: http://bamz107.blogspot.com/. Dia ada almost all the symptoms. Sian nya budak nih.

Turn out mama dia tak gi pun time rehat. Ocha takut dia tak nak masuk class balik. Bila amik kakak kol 12, makcik tu ok jer!!!!... Siap beli belah kat kedai buku. Habis RM4. Beli buku kaler la, sticker la, playing cards la... Hampeh tul.... Kesimpulannya: Nk hantar tu jer prob... Dh smpi sekolah ok jer.

So...sapa nk hantar kakak gi sekolah Monday nih? Hehehhehe....